Today's football news has left Mediawatch feeling queasy and enraged, with a particular focus on the absurdity of transfer messages and celebrity gossip. The article begins by criticizing the prominent coverage of Leandro Trossard's marriage split, which is deemed irrelevant compared to actual football news. It highlights the sensationalism of the media's reporting, with headlines like 'GUNNER MARRIAGE SPLIT' and 'THEY THINK IT’S ALL OVER'. The author expresses frustration with the lack of substance in these stories, especially when compared to significant football events like Man City's title race and the Scottish officials' VAR disgrace. The article then shifts to a discussion of a transfer message sent to Arsenal by PSG boss Luis Enrique, which is criticized for its vague and nonsensical nature. The author finds it amusing that the media interprets Enrique's statement as a transfer message, despite his clear intention to avoid providing any information. The piece also mentions the Daily Mail's mischievous headline about Southampton's ticket removal, which is later clarified as a result of a timing mistake rather than the Spygate investigation. The author concludes by expressing their distaste for the media's obsession with celebrity gossip and the trivialization of football news, leaving readers with a sense of frustration and disbelief at the state of the industry.